pee on someone's cornflakes

piss on someone's cornflakes

Alternative form of piss in someone's cornflakes.

pee in someone's cornflakes

Alternative form of piss in someone's cornflakes.

as if someone owns the place

Alternative form of like someone owns the place.

smell what someone is stepping in

Alternative form of pick up what someone is putting down.

get underneath someone's skin

Alternative form of get under someone's skin.

knock someone down with a feather

Alternative form of knock someone over with a feather.